Only 3 parachutes

You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon or Brad Pitt?


(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)


  1. Not tough choices, IMPOSSIBLE choices. But if I must pick one, I’d pick Affleck because he’s really Batman and I assume has special powers and a cape and can get to the ground safely without a parachute. He can probably also fly and land the plane safely in an emergency and could save everybody else.


  2. I can’t answer this, not just because I don’t know these guys well enough. A similar question arose in a joke told in the early 1980’s, which I will not repeat on this site because it’s politically incorrect. (The four people with three parachutes were Ronald Reagan, Jesse Jackson, Pope John II, and a Boy Scout. Email me privately if you need the details.)


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