You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to:Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, or Statler & Waldorf (they come as a pair, it’s a two for one deal)?

(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)

You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Your boss, your next door neighbor, the last person who called you on the telephone, or the last person who rang your doorbell?

(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)

You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt?

(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)

You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Brett Favre, Michael Jordan, Reggie Jackson, or John McEnroe (Sorry John! I love you, my hubs put you on the list)?

(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)

You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson (sorry Better Safe Than Sorry), Will Farrell, or Bill Murray?

(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)