You’ve been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Sam Malone, Hawkeye Pierce, Jack Tripper or Ray Barone?

(Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)