Fake name

If you had to give a fake name at hotels and restaurant reservations, what alias would you choose?

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8 Responses to Fake name

  1. l'empress says:

    Over the years, the only name I have ever used that is not my legal name is “l’empress.”

    You know the story about the man who signed his real name and the desk clerk didn’t believe him? So he signed, “William Shakespeare.” “Much better,” said the clerk, “none of that John Smith stuff.”

  2. Bev says:

    When was in college, the name we always gave for reservations was that of our Ukrainian friend: Andrij Hornjatkewic because it was so much fun to listen to them try to call us when our table was ready.

    • Lindy says:

      A friend of ours last name is Olejniczak. He says his last name and then says, “Common spelling.” Makes us laugh every time. I guess we’re easily entertained. ;-)

  3. jon says:

    i think i will go with Jonathan hemlock, sumiko mishakawa. or Colt Brandisher.

  4. maryz says:

    I already have a name that people find easy to mispronounce, so I’d probably go with Mary Smith.

  5. Judith says:

    Holly Golightly, I have the round Audrey Hepburn face, and the bangs, however similarities end there, I look kinda bookish, but act well….save that for another post….