Squeaky clean

What is your all time favorite clean joke?

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4 Responses to Squeaky clean

  1. l'empress says:

    There are many — we’re a family with a sense of humor. My son-in-law asked my brother, “did you take a cab from the airport?” My brother replied, “I was going to, but I was waylaid by a limo.” And my son-in-law said, “Damn! It runs in the family.”

    How about a toddler learning the alphabet: she asked, “is Q for cute?”

  2. Jennifer says:

    What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.

    Or

    What does a snail say when he’s on a turtle’s back? Wheeeeeee!

  3. maryz says:

    What’s an 8?
    A 0 (zero) with a belt

  4. va bene says:

    Why did the watermelon and the honeydew have a big wedding?

    Because they cantaloupe!