There are many — we’re a family with a sense of humor. My son-in-law asked my brother, “did you take a cab from the airport?” My brother replied, “I was going to, but I was waylaid by a limo.” And my son-in-law said, “Damn! It runs in the family.”
How about a toddler learning the alphabet: she asked, “is Q for cute?”
There are many — we’re a family with a sense of humor. My son-in-law asked my brother, “did you take a cab from the airport?” My brother replied, “I was going to, but I was waylaid by a limo.” And my son-in-law said, “Damn! It runs in the family.”
How about a toddler learning the alphabet: she asked, “is Q for cute?”
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.
Or
What does a snail say when he’s on a turtle’s back? Wheeeeeee!
What’s an 8?
A 0 (zero) with a belt
Why did the watermelon and the honeydew have a big wedding?
Because they cantaloupe!